Wednesday, November 25, 2015

At last: THE EVIL DEAD TOYLINE!!!

 
"Play the scary excitement of the Evil Dead saga throughout its greatest characters. IT WILL POSSESSES YOU!
 
Ash Williams - the chainsawing heroic demon-slayer of the saga - battled the Kandarian Demon four times in his weird life. Help him defeat the Evil Dead once and for all!"
 
 
Ash vs Evil Dead Series

AVED Ash (+ accessories: Possessed Hand - Arm Chainsaw - Boomstick - Necronomicon Ex Mortes)
"From the new, exciting chapter of the Evil Dead saga: Ash vs Evil Dead"

Eligos
"From the new, exciting chapter of the Evil Dead saga: Ash vs Evil Dead"
 
Deadite Vivian + Deadite Gardener 2 Figures Pack
"From the new, exciting chapter of the Evil Dead saga: Ash vs Evil Dead"
 
Pablo + Kelly Maxwell 2 Figures Pack
"From the new, exciting chapter of the Evil Dead saga: Ash vs Evil Dead"
 
Amanda Fisher + Ruby Knowby 2 Figures Pack
"From the new, exciting chapter of the Evil Dead saga: Ash vs Evil Dead"
 
 
Evil Dead Flashback Series
 
Evil Cheryl + Evil Ed
"Ash's Deadite sister from his first battle with the Evil Dead and the dangerous and lethal Deadite enemy from the second chapter!"

Evil Shelly + Evil Scott
"Ash's Deadite friends from his first battle with the Evil Dead!"

Original Ash 1300 + Replicant Ash 1387 (AoD)
"Two Ashes, one mission beyond time and space. The two medieval heroes finally together!"

Possessed Ash 1987 + Evil Ash (AoD)
"Ash's dark side from his battles against the Evil Dead!"

Original Ash 1979 + Evil Linda I
"Younger Ash against his Deadite girlfriend!"

Evil Henrietta + Evil Linda II
"Ash's Deadite enemies from his second battle against the Evil Dead!"

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............................................................. let me dream.
 
                                                             Pic owned by STARZ
 


Your beloved dreaming Knowby Warrior.

Saturday, November 14, 2015

This wonderful and successful website is 100% Unofficial/Fan Fiction but...

...it makes sense. A lot of sense. LOL.
 
By the way, I repeat, THIS website is Unofficial. It's written in the credits of this site. It's written in a specific section of this site named "Evil Dead Copyright". It's written everywhere.
 
I'm posting this because, generally speaking, some fans of unspecified fandoms created parallel websites and declared them as "official fansites". WTF? Official FANsites? That doesn't exist. Guys, make up your mind, you're delusional. Get a life! LMAO.
 
Oh well............. talking about Episode #2 of 'ASH vs. EVIL DEAD':
 
 
SPOILERS
 
 
I JUST love the fact that, one more time, Raimi suggested the undeniable concept of the Deadites being all part of one single entity: the Kandarian Demon a.k.a. The Evil Force a.k.a. The Evil Dead.

Indeed:

1- Kelly's Deadite Mother knew that Ash's true name was "ASHLEY" ("Ash" may just be considered as being a nickname or a fake name, but she did know the real name was "ASHLEY"). She even recited Henrietta's specific nursery rhyme... that's so sweet, because it shows that Evil Cheryl, Evil Henrietta and Evil Mommy were just part of the same entity: The Kandarian Demon.

2- Pablo also hinted at the possibility that "the Evil Force" jumped into Kelly's father too.

3- Ash referring to "THE" Evil as one single enemy, "the thing" they must destroy and which ruined their lives forever.
More to come, Oldsmobiles....................
 
 
Tiziano Caliendo a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior
 
 
 
 

 

Saturday, October 31, 2015

"Ash vs. Evil Dead" is a triumph!

Hello Screaming Bat-Winged Viewers,

I will wait for more episodes in order to revise my continuity scenario.

It's simple:

1- "Ash vs. Evil Dead" is an alternate continuity. Okay.

OR

2- "Ash vs. Evil Dead" is a sequel. Okay.

MAYBE:

Let's wait for more to come from Ruby Knowby and the Book itself...

For the rest:

THE SHOW IS A TRIUMPH!!!!! This is EVIL DEAD. Pure and uncontaminated Evil Dead madness.

Happy Halloween.


Tiziano Caliendo


 
 

Saturday, July 11, 2015

THIS IS IT. This is it. Here we go. Here.

YOU DEMONIC GRANNIES:




Beyond words. Beyond emotions. Beyond everything you know.

It's very simple:

1- The lead character is the "Ash duplicate" who battled the Army of Darkness in 1387 AD, not the original Ash (white streak) who materialized in 1300 AD and spent his entire damned life battling the Deadites. Okay.

2- This means the original ending of AoD is not canon. Okay.

3- Since this Ash is a duplicate, he is "flawed". In AoD he just "remembered" that he went to the cabin with Linda (short-haired). Now he is mixing up his 1979 memories ("the friends") with the 1987 memories...
It's okay. He's the "Hail to the King" Ash after all.

4- We can assume he discarded the metallic cyborg hand for some technical reason. Okay.

5- We can pretend the series is set in 2017. 1987 + 30 = 2017. Okay.

6- The Evil Dead 2013 remake is just a nightmare Ash was having. He awoke and just told himself: "GROOVY!". The ED 2013 ending coda is the key to understand the movie. Or maybe Ash was "intercepting" memories from an alternate universe. Okay.


More than 45.000 visits. Thank you so much. I love you. But I love STARZ even more now.


Tiziano Caliendo a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior




Friday, January 30, 2015

Ash has stared into the abyss.

My beloved Rotten Apple Heads,
 
I just want to share with you this brilliant comment posted on IMDB, author: "William Taylor". This pretty much sums it up, WHO and WHAT is Ash.
 
Beware, writers and screenplayers of "ASH VS. EVIL DEAD" (2015):
 
 
"Ash is a normal guy who can comfortably negotiate a mild psychosis while confronting the supernatural. That steely resolve of his to not completely lose his marbles is what makes him so appealing. It's like how a little venom in your blood can make you immune to a snake bite. Ash, by sheer will power, can embrace the insanity of a situation, shielding himself in a protective ego trip (hail to the king, baby!) and ultimately emerge out the other side a functional human being. He might be a little bit damaged but his personality needs to be carefully balanced. Ultimately it needs to be taken somewhat seriously. Ash isn't a goofball outright. Ash has stared into the abyss. His goofiness is a fragile facade. Under that benign exterior beats the heart of a true deadite slaying hero."
 
AMEN.
 
 
Your dear Knowby Warrior. 
 
P.s.: thank you for the success. This blog is going very strong, it's huge. I'm 100% proud.

Monday, November 10, 2014

It's official: ASH WILL BE BACK!


Nasty Bat-Winged Deadheads,
 
It's official. Official. 100% official. 200% official. I mean: really official.
 
Wherever this TV sequel series will be an epic failure or not, nothing could ever ruin the groovy awesomeness of the first 3 Evil Dead movies, so just relax. I'm positive it will be an insane blast anyway. I can feel it.
 
The continuity will be even more messed-up with, I'm sure, but who cares. LOL
 
I'm happy!
 
 
 
 
 
Knowby Warrior

Saturday, October 11, 2014

Sequel or TV series?

Hello Winged Deadites... hello.
 
What has the future in store for us Evil Dead fans? The scenario is a bit confusing now.
 
We got the classic movie which scared the hell out of everyone in the eighties (and beyond), The Evil Dead.
 
We got a distant sequel, set many years since the events of the original movie, which expanded the mythology and the Ash character even further. Evil Dead II.
 
We got a spin-off movie featuring the adventures of a crazy duplicate of the original character, a movie which became a cult classic in its own right without revolving on the couple of "proper" Evil Dead movies. Army of Darkness.
 
We got a remake-reimagining of some sort, which was successful. Almost 100 millions of dollars worldwide, that's quite a figure if you ask me. Evil Dead. 
 
And now? Evil Dead sequel or TV series? I just want my favourite horror franchise to go on in some way, no matter what.
The wait is long, even.
 
 
The Knowby Warrior