Saturday, July 20, 2013

Darkman lives!


Hello Deadites,

Is this stuff off-topic or not? I don't think it's a "yes", since Darkman teamed-up with Ash in recent years. Without counting the fact Darkman has been Ash for few minutes in his life, back in 1990.

Well, fact is, I started as an huge and maniac Darkman fan in 1990. 'Darkman' is superior to all 3 Raimi's Spider-Man movies combined, sadly. Said that, 'Darkman' is one of the top and best superhero movies of all the time.

In 2004 I created THE one and only Darkman fan forum in the net:

The Passion of the Darkman

Dulcis in fundo, SHOUT! is working on a special edition blu-ray of 'Darkman', so expect: 2k transfer, deleted scenes, commentaries, Making Of, documentaries, pictures and many more! 

Thank you for listening. Now I must go, the synthetic skin mask is almost ready.


Tizzy




P.s.: I don't own this pic.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Evil Dead 2013 retconned out of Ash's universe...

DEAD HEADS,

Sorry.

Mia's cabin may be placed in another region, not Tennessee.

There's one Oldsmobile Ash used in TED1 and ED2. The Oldsmobile outside Mia's cabin was nothing more than a glaring cameo.

The book is not a duplicate of the original Necronomicon Ex Mortes from ED2.

The Deadites are different. Hugely different.

It's an alternate universe.

I will revise the contents of the blog.


End of the conversation.


Tizzy a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior.

Sunday, June 16, 2013

"Name's Ash". Hell yes.


Hello Winged Nightmares from 1300 AD,

The blog is soaring again. So many visits and pretty private messages. Thank you so much.

By the way, my mind made me notice that, in EVIL DEAD II, the name of our beloved lead character is muttered just ONE TIME and it never was heard again. More specifically, it came from Deadite Linda's head pretending to be a "normal" decapitated Linda's head (still alive?). Does it make sense? To me, yes. A lot. LOL.

By the way, EVIL DEAD 2013 grossed: 97 millions of dollars worldwide.
Spell "success" with me.
S U C C E S S.
Expect a new deadizing sequel. ASAP.
 
 
Tizzy a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior.

Monday, May 6, 2013

Go either S-Mart or Post-Apocalyptic, but go!


Hello Soldiers of Darkness,

We have a new section:

ARMY OF DARKNESS ENDINGS
http://evildeadarmyofdarkness.blogspot.it/p/here-things-get-confused-bit.html

Thank you so much for sending me tons of positive e-mails and messages, I did not expect such a tremendous response. I feel loved.

Okay. EVIL DEAD 2013 will be launched in Italy within the next days. I'll kiss my nerves goodbye!


Tizzy a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior.


Monday, April 22, 2013

Talking about Alien and Aliens... no wait, I meant The Evil Dead and Evil Dead II



Hello Bobby Joes,

I refined some passages in the timeline connecting THE EVIL DEAD with EVIL DEAD II. So please check it out again.

http://evildeadarmyofdarkness.blogspot.it/p/evil-dead-ii-sequel.html

Since I was a kid, I always thought of EVIL DEAD II as a distant sequel in the same league of ALIENS:

"I'm older, I'm stronger, I'm better and more prepared this time, I'm no more a victim. And I will destroy you. See by yourself".

This is my vision, and there's some massive evidence on screen too. I don't like the direct continuation talk (the recap blah blah blah blah okay! I know!). I don't like the remake talk. As simple as that.

Again, this is my vision, it's fan made, it's unofficial, it's for free, just enjoy the ride before it's too late.


Tizzy a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior.




(I don't own this image... it's 20th Century Fox! All rights reserved).

Friday, April 19, 2013

Issue about the SOULS the Evil Dead needs to... take over the world


Hello Ferocious Deadite Captains,

I've been quiet for a while, promoting the blog and prepping new content. I'm still working on it anyway.

However, I added some additional explanations to the THE KANDARIAN DEMON page... because ED 2013, TED and ED2 raised some poignant questions about the "Soul Issue", especially ED 2013.

For instance:


Basic victims and 'Slumber Mode'
 
In order to feed itself and amplify its demonic powers on reality, the Evil Dead needs souls to consume and thus nourish its primordial existence.


More here:
 
 

Love you. xxx
 
 
Tizzy a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior.


 
 
 

 

Tuesday, April 9, 2013

Gimme some equinox, baby

 
 
Hello Cavemen,
 
The infamous and highly successful EQUINOX trilogy is gonna be released on blu-ray format for the very first time. "EQUINOX" (1970), "EQUINOX II: Dead by Dawn" (1977) and the final chapter, "ARMY OF THE BLUE CAVEMEN" (1982). Tons of extras, including an interview with the Giant Apeman himself. You cannot miss this!
 
Jokes apart, just few minutes ago I've read from someone on IMDb "THE EVIL DEAD" is a total rip-off of an obscure movie called "Equinox" lol. Things like that could destroy my sleep for decades IF confirmed. Fortunately, YouTube is a friend of mine and the trailer of "Equinox" fastly popped up. YouTube, marry me.
 
Sorry alarmists and haters, but "The Evil Dead" is such an unique movie... and there have been millions of movies dealing with forbidden books and hypnotized people long before "Equinox" anyway. The more I see this trailer the more I'm convinced "The Evil Dead" ripped off Raimi's mind.
 
Tizzy a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior.