Tuesday, September 26, 2017

NEW, DEFINITIVE TIMELINE SCENARIO


Okay,
 
Okay.
 
Everything changed. Everything. Especially with Season 2.
 
 
The timeline is alterable/revisable. The timeline was modified many times. There's one cabin. There's one Ash (less or more). There's one book. There are 5 versions (so far) of the very same timeline.
 
Most of the discrepancies between The Evil Dead and Evil Dead II, as well as between Evil Dead II and Army of Darkness, can be explained as the product of Ash's damaged brain and traumatized mind. First of all.
The Nexus, the time vortex, did the rest.
 
And so, the timeline changed. Thus, each ending is canon. The ED2 ending is canon, but not the way as you previously thought. The ARMY ending is canon. Even the "recaps" at the beginning of the sequels are obviously canon (Ash's twisted memory). 
 
Please, read:
 
 
THE EVIL DEAD DEFINITIVE TIMELINE
 
 
 
 
 
 
THIS is my final word. THIS is my final scenario. And I'm finally proud of it.
 
Thanks for being here, have a good read.
 
Tiziano Caliendo
 
 
 

Sunday, February 5, 2017

WE have a NEW EVIL DEAD forum!

Hell yes... Dark Ones.
 
Stop travelling back in time and hanging around Elk Grove in 1982 (Mainstream 1982? Alternate 1982? We must wait for SEASON 3 in order to know if the timeline has changed or not).
 
Since the IMDB boards are closing, plagued and filled with mentally sick, delusional losers and pathetic beings commonly called "Trolls" (Note for them: get a life, guys), I created a very cool EVIL DEAD FORUM...
 
 
EVIL DEAD: INTO THE FRUIT CELLAR
http://evildead.boards.net
 
 
Register yourself and enjoy the discussions. As simple as that.
 
 
 
That said................
 
My site is EASY to read. OR you chose to follow the EVIL DEAD PLASTIC UNIVERSE THEORY OR you chose the "CONNECTIONS" (which don't take in account ASH VS EVIL DEAD). Your move.
 
See you on the forum.
 
 
TC

Saturday, January 14, 2017

Ash vs Evil Dead Episode 20: "Second Coming" - SPOILERS

 
SUPERB. Just like:

Episode 8, 9, 10 and 19. This is EVIL DEAD, guys. This is the spirit. Groovy!

I loved every bit of this episode. Every second. Terrific direction. Terrific visuals. Ash looked and sounded very serious, he reminded me of "the" Ash of EVIL DEAD II. There was some drama from his part, sure as hell. 


Just a little premise:
 
Episode 19 just showed us that Ash has "reminiscences" from previous continuities/iterations of the alterable Evil Dead timeline. This pretty much validates my Plastic Universe Theory. Just rewatch the sequence in which he has two juxtaposing memories about "where he originally found the Book of the Dead, 30 years ago". Just brilliant.

So basically, this is my step-by-step analysis of Episode 20:

1- The fight with Evil Henrietta was gory, scary, "delicious" and very ARMY-like, all rolled into one. This is one of the biggest and most thrilling moments in the whole TV series. In the original timeline, Tanya was meant to die anyway, so that's not a big of deal. She was "already dead", sorry. 
Her bloody face reminded me of Mia. Astonishing.

2- The escape from the Knowby Cabin reminded me of EVIL DEAD II. Pablo was Baal. The new hand growing from nothing was just some kind of "quantic resonance" playing out in the ALTERED TIMELINE. It was a nice nod to many time travel movies featuring REVISABLE timelines. The new hand was genuine, and not Baal using his demon powers to fool Ash. As simple as that, there was a kind of mystical connection between Old Ash and Young Ash at that point, and the hand just regenerated from nothing.
Later, the hand being possessed was a "solid illusion" created by Baal. The Kandarian Demon wasn't there anymore.

3- Chet and Bad Cheryl were just "solid illusions" created by Baal.
I'm not entirely sure about Brock... but maybe even Brock was an illusion created by Baal. The chainsaw wasn't an illusion, and perhaps Real Brock truly helped Ash.
Don't forget that the second chainsaw (the one Baal was manning) was the UNALTERED Evil Dead II chainsaw previously stored in the toolshed.
Or maybe, Baal wanted Ash to fight and "Brock" and the chainsaw were just "staged" by him and his demon powers.

And yes, there was a BIG HINT to the secret of Episode 13... "me and you"... "the reality"... hey, this is meant to be solved in the next seasons! Relax. Don't hurry up.

4- The DEAL was not "altered" by Ruby. It was "respected", wherever Baal wanted to cheat. Ruby made Baal "mortal" for real, despite keeping his demon powers intact. It was a smart move.

5- Pablo is saved. And well, he has no "Book powers" anymore. So they cannot come back home (2016), which brings us to the last point...

6- THE PARADE is an illusion created by Ruby. You can see the "dream-like slow motion" sometimes. The colors are unnatural. The cinematography is also "dream-like". Even Ash is questioning the reality at the very end, noticing it seemed too "perfect". LMAO. It was evident. It felt very "Dexter Season One Finale".

My theory. There's one timeline. They altered it. But they are still stuck in 1982, and Ruby fabricated this "Alternate Elk Groke Reality" to keep the heroes caged in some way. It's a mental reality. They are physically trapped somewhere in 1982.

Or:
 
They travelled to an Alternate 1982 (parallel universe).
They changed the timeline of THAT specific Evil Dead universe, not theirs.
LISTEN RUBY'S SPEECH WHEN THEY MATERIALIZED IN 1982, EPISODE 19. 
 
Hope this post will help you. Have a nice bloody day.