Saturday, July 11, 2015

THIS IS IT. This is it. Here we go. Here.

YOU DEMONIC GRANNIES:




Beyond words. Beyond emotions. Beyond everything you know.

It's very simple:

1- The lead character is the "Ash duplicate" who battled the Army of Darkness in 1387 AD, not the original Ash (white streak) who materialized in 1300 AD and spent his entire damned life battling the Deadites. Okay.

2- This means the original ending of AoD is not canon. Okay.

3- Since this Ash is a duplicate, he is "flawed". In AoD he just "remembered" that he went to the cabin with Linda (short-haired). Now he is mixing up his 1979 memories ("the friends") with the 1987 memories...
It's okay. He's the "Hail to the King" Ash after all.

4- We can assume he discarded the metallic cyborg hand for some technical reason. Okay.

5- We can pretend the series is set in 2017. 1987 + 30 = 2017. Okay.

6- The Evil Dead 2013 remake is just a nightmare Ash was having. He awoke and just told himself: "GROOVY!". The ED 2013 ending coda is the key to understand the movie. Or maybe Ash was "intercepting" memories from an alternate universe. Okay.


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Tiziano Caliendo a.k.a. The Knowby Warrior